Here's side two of the second chapter - calicokat will be advertising on the comms tomorrow.

Fandom:Star Trek
Title: The Value Of A Man: Side Two (2/?)
Authors: dirty_smudge and calicokat
Pairings: mirror!Chekov/Sulu, mirror!Chekov/Scotty
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub con, references to BDSM.
Summary: The doors slid closed, leaving Pavel naked, post-coital and with full access to any shipwide systems his black little heart desired.
Notes: Side two of a XI/mirrorverse fanfic. Pavel Chekov finds himself on the USS Enterprise; a naive, peaceful mirror of the ship he knows -- and this universe is his for the taking.

Star Trek and all related properties © and TM 2009 CBS Studios Inc. and are used without permission.

You can find Side Two, chapter 1 here.







( The Value Of A Man: Side Two (2/?) )

It's been a while since we posted the first chapter of "The Value of a Man", so I hope we haven't lost the interest of too many of our readers. calicokat  and I have both had problems that stopped us from getting chapter two written as fast as we would have liked, and we hope that chapter three will turn up a lot sooner than three months time.

Don't forget - each chapter has two sides, one set in mirrorverse and one set in our universe. Look out for the link at the bottom.

Fandom: Star Trek
Title: The Value Of A Man: Side One (2/?)
Authors: dirty_smudge and calicokat
Pairings: Chekov/mirror!Sulu, Chekov/mirror!Scotty
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rape, non-con BDSM.
Summary: "Rise and shine, baby," a low, familiar voice taunted with too much cheer for the early hour and the pain Chekov had been left in.
Notes: Side one of a XI/mirrorverse fanfic. Pavel Chekov finds himself on the ISS Enterprise; a dark mirror of the ship he knows. With the inmates running the asylum, he may not survive a day.

Star Trek and all related properties © and TM 2009 CBS Studios Inc. and are used without permission.

You can find Side One: chapter 1 here.





( The Value Of A Man: Side One (2/?) )

Here's part two of the Epic Fic That Ate My Life; you know the drill.





( Nurse Chapel turned up twice while Scotty was sleeping to check his vitals. )

The kink meme has eaten me. FML.

So I went to post a prompt about surrogate mothers that you should totally think about writing, and then I scrolled up and saw this adorable kitten!Chekov prompt and fell in love with it.
I didn't expect it to run to almost fifteen thousand words and take three days to complete (and that's with me devoting most of my time to writing it.) This thing is an Epic Beast and I have enjoyed every minute of writing it.

Title: Second Chances (or: Kitten!Chekov and his Good Deeds Quest)
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Scotty/Chekov
Rating: R (for angst, swearing and death-related themes. No explicit sexy times.)
Warnings: character death (but that's the point), and adorable kitten hijinks
Summary: Written for this prompt in st_xi_kink . Chekov dies too soon, Q gets involved and, as always, Spock has a special soft spot for kittens.
Notes: There is one OC in this. My sister refused to read it unless it had Tim Roth in it. I've also included references to a few other fandoms - have a happy shiny fun time spotting them all. Also, in the scene with the space anomaly, I totally just took a plot device and ran with it. I know not of that which I do speak.





( The collision did not hurt as much as Pavel expected it to. )

A/N: It's been a while. I have been, and always shall be, a lazy rat. The fact that this chapter has been written at all is all thanks to monsieurbleu , who drew me a giftart as a filthy dirty bribe. I'll link it at the bottom as it's a bit spoilery for this chapter.
Fandom: Star Trek
Series: Business As Usual (tagged as "whorefic")
Pairing: Pike/McCoy in this chapter, as well as McCoy/expensive whiskey
Rating: I'm going with PG-13 because of alcohol and innuendo and swearing. *shrug*
Warnings: Pike is a GQMF. Also, the usual prostitution stuff, little bit of melancholy angst, alcohol... that kind of thing.
Summary: Leonard has that fancy party to go to, with Chekov in tow... and the kid's being tight-lipped about who hired him for the evening.




( Pavel locked eyes with himself in the mirror as Leonard leaned around him to straighten his tie... )


Here's the giftart. Thanks Aiden <3. (Note the fancy bowtie bitches, coz that is just badass)

I was browsing through the prompts for verbosemofo 's Star Trek genderswap ficathon and wasn't feeling much like writing, but when I came across the prompt "Jamie Kirk in glasses" I really felt like drawing it. Dunno if art is allowed, but here it is:


( Click for pic ;) )


Here's the prompt list if you want to write something for the ficathon.

Lookit, I wrote something for the kink meme o_O
This is also the first thing I has writ with Joanna in it. Yaay.

Title: Vulcans Don't Get Angry (or 5 times Spock surprised McCoy with an emotional reaction)
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Spock/McCoy, (but it can be read as friendship or OT3)
Rating: PG-13 for naughty words and explosions?
Summary: Does what it says on the tin. Leonard slowly stops thinking of him as "that pointy-eared bastard" and starts thinking of him as "my pointy-eared friend".
A/N: Written for this prompt in st_xi_kink



( It all happened so fast... )

A/N: This is gonna sound lame. The inspiration for this came from the song Creep (by Radiohead) because my brother and sister and I have been playing Rock Band and it's needlessly hard to sing. Like, it's supposed to be easy but the only way I can hit the low notes is by making my voice all husky and giving myself a sore throat. So, anyway, it's been stuck in my head. And in the shower this morning I was thinking about Star Trek, as usual, and this idea sort of formed.
Title: So Fuckin' Special
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Kirk/Uhura (unrequited)
Rating: PG? (I don't know how to rate non-explicit fics. There's one swear word in it. Two, if you count the title.)S
Summary: The Kobayashi Maru was for her.





( He had his doubts... )

A/N: I intend to write a part 3.5 for what Spock and Uhura got up to during the night, but for now we have pancakes, yoga and the sensual drying of cutlery.
Fandom: Star Trek
Series: Business As Usual (tagged as "whorefic")
Pairing: Spock/Uhura in this chapter as well as a little bit of Chekov/McCoy and mentions of Kirk/McCoy and Pike/McCoy
Rating: PG-13? (there's some language and adult concepts. I dunno)
Warnings: Mentions prostitution. Some bad language?
Summary: Um... breakfast. Uhura mothers everyone, Spock is intrigued by Chekov's tall tales and McCoy drinks a lot of coffee. Part five will have angst so I wanted another character-development-y fluff chapter.

Part One is here





( Nyota eased a spatula underneath the bacon, flipped it and moved on to the next frying pan.. )

A/N: Have you ever tried to write a kink you've never written before and it isn't your kink and you know what you should be saying, but actually typing the words feels dirty? THIS IS SO FUN.
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Pike/Chekov
Rating: Adult. No explicit sex, but... uh. This is why the normal rating system fails. This is more than an R but doesn't meet the standards for NC-17. So... adult. And kinky. And probably wrong.
Warnings: Massive age gap, spanking, 'daddy' kink, dubious morality, Chekov's still seventeen (if that even matters)
Summary: Chekov's having a hard time dealing with stuff. Pike always knows what he wants, even before he does, and knows exactly how to deal with it.




( Chekov's racing heart stuttered in his chest, hesitant as his fingers hovered over the door chime. )

I keep seeing this and wanting to do it. And I ended up using refs for most of the pictures and actually drawing the character properly, which is always cool. My favourite is Chekov in number 8.

turntap2 is to blame for this meme, and the template can be found here

Warning: One image Not Safe For Work because you know my views about Kirk meeting alternate versions of himself.


( Meme under the cut )

This is for anyone who read Narcissus and said "ooh, I want to see the two Chekov together now!"
Damn you all.

Title: Familiar Touch
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Chekov/Chekov
Rating: Adult
Warning: Not safe for work



( It's behind here. )

Now leave me alone. I'm supposed to be writing Business as Usual and the next part of Value and sleeping.

A/N: So, uh I was browsing hot Star Trek man porn and came across this "kisses in the rain" challenge which seemed like a very good idea. And I immediately thought of River and Kaylee, because I've been meaning to write Firefly fic, and it's been a while since I did a femmeslash pairing, and they seemed perfect for doing something cute and silly like kissing in the rain.
So.
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Kaylee/River
Title: Better With Two
Rating: I dunno. PG? PG-13? I doubt you're likely to be offended.
Summary: Um... It's about kissing. In the rain.



( They were playing hide-and-seek when the rain started. )

A/N: This is the fic I abandoned in order to draw this. I went back and finished it, because Jim Kirk is too pretty and vain not to fuck himself. Check out the picture for a visual of this fic.
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Jim Kirk/Jim Kirk
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Extreme narcissism. They are sickeningly in love with each other. It's adorable but painful to watch.
Summary: What would Jim Kirk do when an alternate-universe version of himself was sitting right next to him, clearly as bored as he was and clearly having the same sexy thoughts as he was having? Hardly any plot to this. Just, you know. The best sex ever.




( He'd expected Spock's insufferability to double when there were two of him, but it turned out to actually border on the infinite. )

I hope this will make the previous entry make more sense - now we have chapter one of both sides of this new WIP fic I'm working on with calicokat

Fandom: Star Trek
Title: The Value Of A Man: Side Two (1/?)
Authors: dirty_smudge and calicokat
Pairings: mirror!Chekov/Sulu
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non and dub con references.
Summary: There were so many things an enterprising young man could do with a ship full of hippies and a pretty face.
Notes: Side two of a XI/mirrorverse fanfic. Pavel Chekov finds himself on the USS Enterprise; a naive, peaceful mirror of the ship he knows -- and this universe is his for the taking.

Star Trek and all related properties © and TM 2009 CBS Studios Inc. and are used without permission.






( The Value Of A Man: Side Two (1/?) )

I've been writing a fic with calicokat in which Chekov finds himself in Mirrorverse and everyone wants to rape him. We've also written the flip side to the story, in which mirror!Chekov finds himself in our universe and has evil plans.
So... I'm only going to say this once: the fic as a whole is called The Value Of A Man. There are two separate stories, called Side One and Side Two, and they are both work in progress. We'll be running them side by side.
This is chapter one of Side One, in which movie Chekov is in mirrorverse. At the end is a link to Side Two, in which mirror!Chekov is in the movie verse.

Fandom: Star Trek
Title: The Value Of A Man: Side One (1/?)
Authors: dirty_smudge and calicokat
Pairings: Chekov/mirror!Sulu
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rape, non-con BDSM.
Summary: "...still tastes like Pavel," Bones drawled appreciatively. "But this one needs some breaking in."
Notes: Side one of a XI/mirrorverse fanfic. Pavel Chekov finds himself on the ISS Enterprise; a dark mirror of the ship he knows. With the inmates running the asylum, he may not survive a day.

Star Trek and all related properties © and TM 2009 CBS Studios Inc. and are used without permission.





( The Value Of A Man: Side One (1/?) )

I'm working on a fic based around the idea that if Jim met himself, he would so totally hit that. Except I hit a wall when I realised that, actually, they'd just stare adoringly into each other's blue-eyed gaze. So I gave up on the fic and drew this, except even here it looks like they've paused in the middle of sex to stare at each other and grin. And maybe whisper "I love you; you're so beautiful" at each other, and nuzzle a little bit, and then start kissing sweetly and forget that one of them is inside the other. Jeez. Just fuck already.

Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Jim Kirk/Jim Kirk
Rating: Adult

Warning: not safe for work.


( So is it incest or masturbation, or just really hot? )

A/N: *pokes calicokat * - here it is, here it is! Cuddling and angst.
Fandom: Star Trek
Series: Business As Usual (tagged as 'whorefic')
Pairing: McCoy/Chekov (Kirk/McCoy mentioned)
Rating: R (mentions of sex but nothing explicit)
Warnings: Prostitution, angst, cuddling
Summary: I think "If the kid wanted a teddy bear, he was damn well happy to be one" sums this chapter up nicely.

Part 1 is here


( Leonard was lying awake on his back, letting the cool breeze from his fan tickle his face... )

A/N: This isn't chapter three of Business as Usual. I wasn't going to write anything tonight because it's late and I'm sort of hungover from celebrating my freedom from exams earlier today. But doandtell  pleaded with me to write some more of the fic, and it had to be Kirk/Bones, so I said I'd write a drabble and it came out as more than a drabble.
This is chapter 2.5 of Business as Usual. Chapter 3 comes out tomorrow and will be Bones/Chekov.
Fandom: Star Trek
Series: Business As Usual (tagged as 'whorefic')
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angst, prostitution
Summary: Jim remembers the first time they fucked, and wishes it was still as simple as that.

Part One is here.


( This wasn't what he'd expected when he stumbled into the whorehouse on his 25th birthday... )

AN: OK, it's like this: I have an exam tomorrow. So, obviously, I'm revising. Except, actually, that's a lie.
This isn't the third chapter of Business As Usual, but it is hot McCoy/Chekov porn, so I'm sure calicokat will forgive me.
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Huge age difference, some roughness, lots of alcohol. And buttsex. Like you didn't expect that.
Summary: “You do realise this is a queer club, right?”
The kid nodded brightly. “It is hard not to realise,” he said. “There are two women making out right behind you.”


( It was too fucking crowded in the tiny club, it was too fucking dark and the music was too fucking loud. )