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Twilight Fanart (heavy on the sarcasm)

HEY GUYS I DREW SOME TWILIGHT FANART BECAUSE I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE STEPHANIE MEYER WHEN I GROW UP. EDWARD IS SO HOT AND I LOVE BELLA SO MUCH.

The first piece, I call The Terrible Tragedy of Edward and Bella. It depicts how the book should have ended and there is accompanying fanfic.



He tore into her neck with his manly fangs, ripping into the delicate flesh like a majestic lion tearing into a gazelle, all rippling muscle and animal strength. The blood caught the moonlight and glistened majestically, and she swooned delicately, her life force ebbing away like water swirling down a toilet.

"Remember vampire baseball," she gasped. "At least we'll always have those memories."

His eyes gleamed, a single sigh escaped her rosy human lips, and Bella died with his name on her tongue.

It was only then that the realisation hit him. Suddenly aware of his actions, Edward came to his senses and howled like the monster he would have been if this was a
decent vampire novel, clutching his lover's delicate, lifeless body to his manly chest and sobbing brokenly.

THE END.



I also drew a Twilight/Star Trek crossover comic called Spock vs Cullen. It's pretty big, so click here to view it.

Notes: Apparently I can't draw blood, sparkles or Spock's eyebrows. And I know Edward doesn't actually have an emo fringe, but gosh darn it, doesn't it suit him?

Comments

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mavray
Dec. 24th, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
Those pieces of (anti-)fanart are brilliant xD
Also, I like your style.
dirty_smudge
Dec. 24th, 2009 12:38 pm (UTC)
Spank you very much ^__^
gritsinmisery
Dec. 24th, 2009 04:14 am (UTC)
*stands and applauds*

Brava!
dirty_smudge
Dec. 24th, 2009 12:39 pm (UTC)
*takes a bow*
purple0kitsune
Dec. 24th, 2009 06:00 am (UTC)
Win.
Serious, serious, win.
See SMeyer? This is what we like to call a VAMPIRE.
Anyway, epicness at it's finest.
dirty_smudge
Dec. 24th, 2009 12:40 pm (UTC)
Thanks, I'm glad you liked :D
behindgrey_eyes
Dec. 24th, 2009 02:42 pm (UTC)
OMG! The first one is epic and I love the little story XD

Aw, cute chibi Spock is cute! ^_^
dirty_smudge
Dec. 27th, 2009 02:14 pm (UTC)
Hee, thank you. I love chibi Spock ^__^
karli_meaghan
Dec. 24th, 2009 07:28 pm (UTC)
Those are awesome; love "un-undead". And an emo-haircut would be much better than the poofy hair he has now.
dirty_smudge
Dec. 27th, 2009 02:16 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure fifteen-year-old girls would love him as much if he had emo hair. But I like the way it lets me completely cover his eyes. He looks even less expressive this way.

Glad you like it <3
heeroluva
Dec. 30th, 2009 01:27 am (UTC)
So um, maybe a silly question, but what is it that Spock is in love with? The only thing that I can think of is chocolate.
dirty_smudge
Dec. 30th, 2009 08:12 pm (UTC)
If you're talking about the thing he's daydreaming about in the first and last panels, it's a tribble. He's not in love with it, I just wondered what he might think about while he meditates and thought it would be a cute space-filler.
heeroluva
Jan. 1st, 2010 03:26 am (UTC)
Lol, I totally forgot about those little guys. Very cute!
valiors
May. 25th, 2010 10:14 am (UTC)
оченавь даже
а чо прикольна :) гей би порно дроч
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Oct. 31st, 2011 10:23 pm (UTC)
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