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Contact (Happy Late Birthday Aiden)

This is a (late) birthday present for monsieurbleu - this was gonna be lighthearted cuddling or something and then I remembered that Bones is surly and doesn't do cuddling, and Jim is fucked up and probably doesn't do cuddling either. But I still think it's adorable, even if I made it emo and awkward.

Title: Contact
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Summary: He'd forgotten what to say to someone when you were hugging them, but maybe Jim had forgotten the words too.

It was Friday afternoon, a glass of Bourbon sat untouched at the edge of his desk and McCoy's head was in his hands...Collapse )
Here's side two of the second chapter - calicokat will be advertising on the comms tomorrow.

Fandom:Star Trek
Title: The Value Of A Man: Side Two (2/?)
Authors: dirty_smudge and calicokat
Pairings: mirror!Chekov/Sulu, mirror!Chekov/Scotty
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub con, references to BDSM.
Summary: The doors slid closed, leaving Pavel naked, post-coital and with full access to any shipwide systems his black little heart desired.
Notes: Side two of a XI/mirrorverse fanfic. Pavel Chekov finds himself on the USS Enterprise; a naive, peaceful mirror of the ship he knows -- and this universe is his for the taking.

Star Trek and all related properties © and TM 2009 CBS Studios Inc. and are used without permission.

You can find Side Two, chapter 1 here.

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It's been a while since we posted the first chapter of "The Value of a Man", so I hope we haven't lost the interest of too many of our readers. calicokat  and I have both had problems that stopped us from getting chapter two written as fast as we would have liked, and we hope that chapter three will turn up a lot sooner than three months time.

Don't forget - each chapter has two sides, one set in mirrorverse and one set in our universe. Look out for the link at the bottom.

Star Trek
Title: The Value Of A Man: Side One (2/?)
Authors: dirty_smudge and calicokat
Pairings: Chekov/mirror!Sulu, Chekov/mirror!Scotty
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rape, non-con BDSM.
Summary: "Rise and shine, baby," a low, familiar voice taunted with too much cheer for the early hour and the pain Chekov had been left in.
Notes: Side one of a XI/mirrorverse fanfic. Pavel Chekov finds himself on the ISS Enterprise; a dark mirror of the ship he knows. With the inmates running the asylum, he may not survive a day.

Star Trek and all related properties © and TM 2009 CBS Studios Inc. and are used without permission.

You can find Side One: chapter 1 here.

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The kink meme has eaten me. FML.

So I went to post a prompt about surrogate mothers that you should totally think about writing, and then I scrolled up and saw this adorable kitten!Chekov prompt and fell in love with it.
I didn't expect it to run to almost fifteen thousand words and take three days to complete (and that's with me devoting most of my time to writing it.) This thing is an Epic Beast and I have enjoyed every minute of writing it.

Title: Second Chances (or: Kitten!Chekov and his Good Deeds Quest)
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Scotty/Chekov
Rating: R (for angst, swearing and death-related themes. No explicit sexy times.)
Warnings: character death (but that's the point), and adorable kitten hijinks
Summary: Written for this prompt in st_xi_kink . Chekov dies too soon, Q gets involved and, as always, Spock has a special soft spot for kittens.
Notes: There is one OC in this. My sister refused to read it unless it had Tim Roth in it. I've also included references to a few other fandoms - have a happy shiny fun time spotting them all. Also, in the scene with the space anomaly, I totally just took a plot device and ran with it. I know not of that which I do speak.

The collision did not hurt as much as Pavel expected it to.Collapse )

Business As Usual, Part Five: Mystery Date

A/N: It's been a while. I have been, and always shall be, a lazy rat. The fact that this chapter has been written at all is all thanks to monsieurbleu , who drew me a giftart as a filthy dirty bribe. I'll link it at the bottom as it's a bit spoilery for this chapter.
Fandom: Star Trek
Series: Business As Usual (tagged as "whorefic")
Pairing: Pike/McCoy in this chapter, as well as McCoy/expensive whiskey
Rating: I'm going with PG-13 because of alcohol and innuendo and swearing. *shrug*
Warnings: Pike is a GQMF. Also, the usual prostitution stuff, little bit of melancholy angst, alcohol... that kind of thing.
Summary: Leonard has that fancy party to go to, with Chekov in tow... and the kid's being tight-lipped about who hired him for the evening.

Pavel locked eyes with himself in the mirror as Leonard leaned around him to straighten his tie...Collapse )

Here's the giftart. Thanks Aiden <3. (Note the fancy bowtie bitches, coz that is just badass)

Genderswap: Jamie Kirk

I was browsing through the prompts for verbosemofo 's Star Trek genderswap ficathon and wasn't feeling much like writing, but when I came across the prompt "Jamie Kirk in glasses" I really felt like drawing it. Dunno if art is allowed, but here it is:

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Here's the prompt list if you want to write something for the ficathon.

Vulcans Don't Get Angry

Lookit, I wrote something for the kink meme o_O
This is also the first thing I has writ with Joanna in it. Yaay.

Title: Vulcans Don't Get Angry (or 5 times Spock surprised McCoy with an emotional reaction)
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Spock/McCoy, (but it can be read as friendship or OT3)
Rating: PG-13 for naughty words and explosions?
Summary: Does what it says on the tin. Leonard slowly stops thinking of him as "that pointy-eared bastard" and starts thinking of him as "my pointy-eared friend".
A/N: Written for this prompt in st_xi_kink

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So Fuckin' Special

A/N: This is gonna sound lame. The inspiration for this came from the song Creep (by Radiohead) because my brother and sister and I have been playing Rock Band and it's needlessly hard to sing. Like, it's supposed to be easy but the only way I can hit the low notes is by making my voice all husky and giving myself a sore throat. So, anyway, it's been stuck in my head. And in the shower this morning I was thinking about Star Trek, as usual, and this idea sort of formed.
Title: So Fuckin' Special
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Kirk/Uhura (unrequited)
Rating: PG? (I don't know how to rate non-explicit fics. There's one swear word in it. Two, if you count the title.)S
Summary: The Kobayashi Maru was for her.

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